Three Founders, Forty-Seven AI Agents, and a Dead Body

Welcome to the era of "Dark Startup" -> 2026 Welcome note...

I woke at 3 AM.

Heart racing.

A dream so vivid it tasted like prophecy.

Three founders.

Same market.

Same funding round.

Each commanding complete AI organizations from a single terminal.

Product managers. Software architects. Development teams. QA squads. Marketing. Sales. Forty-seven agents per founder, maybe more.

None of them human.

Founder One shipped…